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Friday
May062011

DO DA MANIFESTO

Art by its very nature can consist of tangible objects, or invisible tree houses, that are occupied by those with high intentions. Those with an attitude of viscosity and pastiche will spread the brush stroke with infinite results. Those with Da Da traditionalism will only reap the reward of stagnant progressive reversal modems, that eat away at the very core of every metaphorical apple, that rests before a fresh canvass mounted on a rusty easel. DO DA is the geographical stone now unturned and a look out tower for the cautious ones, who fear the leap into the unravelling world of endless possibility and new frontiers. Acceptance is the key to DO DA acceptance on non- compliance to the pressures of modern society, that inflict one ingredient and one flavour for the bland wall paper, to rest against the wall without any of the mice looking up and collectively having a consensus that, generally amounts to a thirst to chuck cheese, at the wall in the hope that it sticks alongside the ageing pasta.
The styles and spectrum of development can alternate, but are mostly recognised through the law of attraction, not for focusing on money but to have this simply as part of the journey. The throwing of a wellington boot and catching of it's arrival is on par with the strenuous brush strokes with microscopic detail. The thought process is now very welcome and the flood gates are lodged open for new thought processes to be transmitted through the mind. Positivity and openness along with dark thoughts are very easily transmitted far quicker now than in previous generations. Now is the time to convey your art with your mind irrespective of visual external results. You can paint with your mind and share this experience.
Hens have a huge part to play and yet they are unaware of their contribution to the larger picture. The Tate worm loves art galleries and stopping to make observations, the conclusions are dependant on the heat coming through the large glass window and the time of year. The illustrator may find a Tate worm on his shoulder, observing the interpretation of what is being taken through the eye and into the brain and flowing onto the paper.
DO DA has spring in its step and treats human veins like skipping ropes ... you can rest the belly on the ground but you can swing the entire rope to cleanse the air and bring new horizons. The DO DA retains optimism and has a taste of disdain with the label Hippy.
In fact DO DA spells the death of the Hippy but acknowledges some of its core principals and beliefs with value. Bohemia too is fading but not without an ever increasing presence but only with the right mask worn, slightly at an angle, but on a human that walks a bit funny, to make the mask look straight. Art is now in the hands of the mind traveller and shape shifter the obvious is on the doorstep, however the pint of milk is history.

The DO DA will have done the washing up before the meal has been eaten and still leave a feeling in the room that nothing hyper efficient has happened. DO DA has lazy facets too, but only ones that recognize that serendipity has a good place in society but not as a constant way of being.

Witnesses to heinous crimes are able to delay shock with a DO DA approach because the art comes from all their pockets especially the pocket within a pocket at the front of a pair of trousers. The element in the kettle is always in danger of conking out, the elements in the environment are always in danger of giving you goose pimples the elements in Dr Watson's Elemental my dear sprout son, doesn't quite add up, but that's part of the whole thing. If it added up, the any discrepancies would seem unusual ,so bringing everything into balance would also lead to a discrepancy.

Swishy washy art is generally a pebble or seascape the raw essence of DO DA is to stick a meat fork into a dart board made from breeze block. All the slippers in the world powered by T - light could take enough grasshoppers to the most Southern part of the biggest art project and activate a hopperism that keeps buzzing for approximately 10 years.

The DO DA will have a plan, but when something has dropped on the floor accidentally, the plan will immediately change into something completely spontaneous for 10 minutes only. This can have adverse consequences, but must not be taken too lightly, for great experiential art is created by the two shuffle, side step, then hop skip and a jump back onto its original path. 

 

The round is always essential with all art, the round must always drive the emerging adaptions and fresh processes.  The round does not need to be a hinderance, the round must always be able to wear the mask of the square for the purposes of transmogrifiying shifts in physcho analysis.  To wake up and to start singing THE CAMP TOWN DIDDLE DADLIE DEE DAT DOO  A DO DA A DO DA DAY or something to that affect.
Tenpin bowling is a great past time for DO DA as is throwing velchro darts at your mates forehead.  These stratigic mind focuses help train the mind, they should not be perceived as funny endevours rather the pursuit of excellence in all fields.  The ability to throw scrunched up paper in the bin is also a DO DA activity and must be retained as a physical version of SUDUKO.
All these practises contribute towards a creative DO DA process which will keep the mind primed for art and all its genres.

Friday
Apr012011

LATEST CHALLENGE WEEK 2 

 

Matt Whistler finds he who dares wins!

Singer Tracey Jane Sullivan had set the challenge for Matt to break a world record – so obviously he went for ‘the longest prat-fall after slipping on a banana-skin’.  

“The helmet strap had come loose, so I put knots on the protective material strips that has and will be subject to extreme danger and death-defying absurdness,” Matt said. “I tried this adjustment in a sink, but my unintentional clowning knocked the tap and water came gushing into my helmet. I hadn’t even left the flat yet!”

As Matt reached the Theatre Royal expectations grew. “The anticipation was immense but there was no turning back. I kicked my hoofs and ran at great speed before my right foot impacted on the slimy skin and I went plummeting…”

Matt Whistler, the man who lost his long-johns in last week’s comedy-show calamity, had triumphed and set a Guinness World Record by travelling 5m 84cm – before crashing to the paving.

To set Matt’s next reckless, record-breaking challenge visit: www.facebook.com/latest7 or www.facebook.com/mattwhistlerbrighton

Words: Richard Hook

Friday
Mar112011

THE


THE
The dusk is approaching somewhere out there is a pier on the right hand side of the gallery about half a mile South West. Well at least that's where it was the last time I looked about 4 weeks ago.  The last evening and the challenge has been a tough one.  The agitation, with calm all thrown in together.  The seafront view in the confines of a green house which adopted the name Super Sonic Shed, due to some initial cross breed B & Q confusion. 

The road has been long, well more of a microscopic living room to be clear.  The mind journey has been a tightly packed sardine tin that has a sprocket of freshness, that every now and then puts in an obvious appearance.  The sprocket of freshness was the public giving, was always a genuine one and the feeling of receiving was always a genuine one, even when some jumbo sausages arrived, but being a veggie I still willingly accepted.  The bringing of a tin of soup was equally appreciated, I stared at that tin for over a week, wondering what the hell to do with it.  The mind distraction always a good thing.  The skipping rope chain of liquorice made a great washing line.  The organic wine whaaaoo !! what can I say budder bing !!  The Bhadagivita book never opened but always there.  The inability to move one thing without 3 other things falling in its path, the clonking cymbals, the cursed bird cage.  The small thick leg stocking, Chinese lady, that would chat for five minutes with her bull dog on a lead.  The Hollywood actor Patrick Burgen who would magically turn up as a hobo beach bum artist, with a collection of beaching combing items, found that day off the East Sussex coast from Rottingdean to Brighton.  The stressful tension of knowing that each day, the chemical toilet might need emptying and yet the musicological block of not getting round to doing anything about it.
The prospective arrival of a moon pie from the States that never materialised, well at least if it did I didn't get to hear about it.  The Hmmm don't remember any of the artists, licking their lips with deep satisfaction LOL.  The dismantling of the Super Sonic Shed and the slow realisation that I need not feel any sense of guilt for walking any amount of distance.  The weird part of making a move towards a new location and feeling like somewhere inside me, I am doing something wrong, why am I not in the SSS, the inner sanctum of loosing the plot, on an astro turf, cosmic plain, that facilitates Gnomey the night-time dancing Gnome and a Doberman toy dog, that slots into the gap of the SSS door perfectly. 
The exit !! oh the exit !!.  This was bigger than any Stones concert, bigger than any Beatles sell out tour.  The Matt Whistler with 15 people in down town seafront Brighton, wearing a perforated hockey come Prime-Evil Knievel outfit, with huge fear and loathing sunglasses, from the fancy dress shop in Brighton.  The crash helmet, ready for action.  The bouncing basket ball into the cymbals. The listening to an American work out video AND STRETCH AND BEND AND STRETCH AND BEND ... TO THE SIDE AND TO THE SIDE !!  The volume reached the end of the gallery space outside of the Super Sonic Shed and every now and then I would throw objects out to the audience who turned up to witness my departure .  The new arrival ! smoke machine was getting out of hand, as I kept the button pressed and the smoke bellowed out, I realised that it was escaping from the Super Sonic Shed and had created a huge thick cloud like layer of smoke on the entire ceiling of the gallery.  The Pagan god had rolled out his inverted red carpet, for Matt Whistler was about to leave the building.
The Tracy Jane Sulivan live song and the crowd that relaxed into a baroque style beta existence.  The serenade from Tracy Jane Sulivan, dipped, I punched the top panel of the Super Sonic Shed and the crowd reacted with a shocked gasp.  The first handwritten sign produced
MAKE SOME NOISE
The second sign produced
LOUDER
The cheering was electric.The Super Sonic Shed door was flung  open and the smoke came pouring out from behind me.  The taste of freedom, I quickly glanced over to Toby who was perhaps thinking whilst sat at his easel,
 Get on with it, I'm trying to paint my new sheep.
The was elation in the air. The duck under the CAUTION WET PAINT tape. The last parting comment, before veering off to one side past the audience and at the entrance to the gallery.
Right we all of to the pub then ?
The sentence game that had me in stitches everyday on my facebook wall FB friends would add their little sentence onto the next sentence from a previous comment and for the person making the 100th sentence I would invite them down to the Super Sonic Shed to collect a prize.  The  one  game where one guy put in 4 sentences, one after the other in order to make sure he was the 100th person on my FB wall and then claim his prize.  The putting of the foot down and the telling of the creative, sneaky, spammer, that only one sentence was permitted until someone else has gone after you.  The arrival  when he came down to the Seafront Supersonic Shed, with back up from Essex and demanded his prize and wouldn't leave, until I bunged him a glow stick and plucked feather from Miss Poly Ester the parrot.  The familiar Baltimore chat that created a sense of two parallel worlds somehow running down the same track and every now and then checking in, for an ether handshake and update, that created an equal measure of myself thinking I wonder what;s going down with my Baltimore buddy today
matched with equal interest in the SSS from the other side of the Atlantic. 
THE Was it all worth it ? THE I wouldn't change it for the potting shed.  The SSS was a confession box, a seafront tourist attraction a place where plants could interact and a clever way to save a few quid on a holiday home.  The most important thing for me was it was all dictated by YOU the story evolved, I was simply the lost broomstick in the jungle of strife, that kept his bristles together on the strength of YOU
The good times the bad times, but all times made possible by YOU
THE YOU
THE THANK YOU X 

Tuesday
Mar012011

TODAYS SENTENCE GAME

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    • Matt Whistler based around a book made out of cardboard and made to look old with talcum powder that if placed down your trousers
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    • Felicity Cooper ride on a tray, in the snow. shouting "wish you where here"
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    • Tweva Bray bore the resemblance of a surfing bird......complete with a primark basque......
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    • Stephen Willcox eutiful song about rhyming slang and how songs wernt like they used to be but
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Sunday
Feb272011

I JUMPED OUT OF MY SKIN AND NEARLY CALLED SECURITY 

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