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Tuesday
Mar012011

TODAYS SENTENCE GAME

    • Dan Baker saw a three headed wilderbeast
      9 hours ago ·
    • Mary Baldwin With a perm
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    • Jamesie Boy Farmer sitting on the shoulder of...
      9 hours ago ·
    • Antony Wilson a lion
      9 hours ago ·
    • Lorna Maslin on his chest
      9 hours ago ·
    • Stefan Gotthardt while his teeth
      9 hours ago ·
    • Kayleigh Beck Were being sharpened with
      9 hours ago ·
    • Lewis Mckale beef wellington
      9 hours ago ·
    • Dan McBroom Flavoured
      9 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler crisps, that when consumed
      9 hours ago ·
    • Lewis Rawlinson Condoms
      9 hours ago ·
    • Kayleigh Beck He blew up like a
      9 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler baboon on methane balloons who have
      8 hours ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Kevin Bentman eggy smelling farts as the
      8 hours ago ·
    • Kayleigh Beck Farts turn into
      8 hours ago ·
    • Kerry Spiller Loughrey rainbows
      8 hours ago ·
    • Chris Martin painted in black and white
      8 hours ago ·
    • Sharon Wysiwig Stevens liquid
      8 hours ago ·
    • Simon Howard that dripped slowly
      8 hours ago ·
    • Steph Hackett Which was then
      8 hours ago ·
    • Chris Martin slurped away by
      8 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver into his pants
      8 hours ago ·
    • Gary Dorrington between her breasts, and onto her thighs
      8 hours ago ·
    • Kayleigh Beck Where the rainbow made a
      8 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler stroboscopic flashing disco effect ... that
      8 hours ago ·
    • Chris Martin blinded everyone into
      8 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver an amazing dance that
      8 hours ago ·
    • Kevin Bentman became a you tube sensation ....then...
      8 hours ago ·
    • Robert Warren Small hamsters with
      8 hours ago ·
    • Kayleigh Beck Tiny ears
      8 hours ago ·
    • Charlie Tatman and big feet
      8 hours ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Matt Whistler ended up living in a bloody geenhouse where
      8 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver they multiplied into
      8 hours ago ·
    • Charlie Tatman hundreds of
      8 hours ago ·
    • Jason Day pork pies
      8 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver that when eaten was
      8 hours ago ·
    • Jake Harrison ‎(From Desmonds) hats
      8 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler which if turned upside down made great drinking vessels for ...
      8 hours ago ·
    • Andy Bonwick Jack daniels mixed with
      8 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver coke which tasted like
      8 hours ago ·
    • Brian Clifford chicken soup
      8 hours ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Matt Whistler on a friday night in the
      8 hours ago ·
    • Dan McBroom Ginger
      8 hours ago ·
    • Jake Harrison Federated states of malay
      8 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver a big giant hairy
      8 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler KING Malay would throw onions at
      8 hours ago ·
    • Dan McBroom Nipples
      8 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver and when they was touched
      8 hours ago ·
    • Tweva Bray they grew to the size of two large tea trays...
      8 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler which spun round like a skittle that
      8 hours ago ·
    • Sharon Penwell which were elegantly brought forth to the table by noble Lord Snurff of the
      8 hours ago ·
    • Daniel Curtis binman alliance.
      8 hours ago ·
    • Debra Dudeney Knocked out all the power in kemptown..
      8 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler and all the ants powered stationary excercise bike with pedal power linked upto a 12 vault battery that connected to
      8 hours ago ·
    • Nicola Murphy a vibrator
      8 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission With eyes like Marti Feldman
      8 hours ago ·
    • Stephen Willcox who had been ressurrected from death by the notorious Doctor Farquharsen
      7 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver turned into a
      7 hours ago ·
    • June Brennan Devil woman
      7 hours ago ·
    • Darren Disaster Gray With massive breasts and a personality to die for
      7 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler but when it came to her ingrowing toe nail
      7 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission They no chance in out shining her in the kitchen at parties, she was often found..
      7 hours ago ·
    • Lisa Barrow sprawled on the floor, legs akimbo and shouting..
      7 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler i love you baby, i need you by my side oh pretty baby and if its quite alright .... and then their was a knock at the door and
      7 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver in come a
      7 hours ago ·
    • Russell George Pellett muscled jealous latino lover boy riddled with jealousy and cocaine psychosis..
      7 hours ago ·
    • Dom Clasby which resounded around the direct universe of Pete the shaven greased whippet from downstairs
      7 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver which at the time had a disease which consisted of
      7 hours ago ·
    • Robert Warren nelson mandela shoplifting from dixons and
      7 hours ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Stephen Willcox and a case of penis envy , eventually everthing was...
      7 hours ago ·
    • Gemma Davies Who sat in his jail cell pondering the meaning of life, when along came
      7 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver a talking spider that said
      7 hours ago ·
    • Russell George Pellett a c.a.r.r.a.t.s worker...saying you need treatment ya fookin retrobate stop stealing the cheeese and cofee..and these miniscule lay downs..choose..
      7 hours ago ·
    • Russell George Pellett a spider carrots worker wearing a beret at a rakish angle..
      7 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver nelson wanted out so he asked
      7 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler Spider man whilst he wasout buying fish net stockings at
      7 hours ago ·
    • Simon Howard primark, to
      7 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver get him some sexy
      7 hours ago ·
    • Gemma Davies knickers to wears for his
      7 hours ago ·
    • Darren Disaster Gray Budgie smugglers
      7 hours ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Dan McBroom son
      6 hours ago ·
    • Lisa Barrow who was having his birthday party at
      6 hours ago ·
    • Dan McBroom the local petrol station
      6 hours ago ·
    • Growing Artists met the choppachop princesses
      6 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver who was totally naked so he
      6 hours ago ·
    • Lisa Barrow needed to keep warm and lit a fire, but then to his astonishent
      6 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver he ralised she was half woman and half
      6 hours ago ·
    • Dan McBroom turkey
      6 hours ago ·
    • Lisa Barrow which was quite handy because he liked turkey, so he threw her on the fire to bbq her because he was starving, but then
      6 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler a snake charmer from jupiter jumped on a pogo stick and
      6 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission kept falling off cos he was really hopeless at it, but very good at strip snakes and ladders and...
      6 hours ago ·
    • Darren Disaster Gray Blindfolded twister the only prob with this game was that
      6 hours ago ·
    • Sadie-Michaela Harris it was a stretch too far to...
      6 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission lean in that position without bending his pogo stick..he reached out and grabbed hold of..
      6 hours ago ·
    • Lisa Barrow what he thought was someones arm, but to his horror he'd grabbed hold of
      6 hours ago ·
    • Kevin Meredith the foot of a vanilla rapists
      6 hours ago ·
    • Heath Dj-enjoy Briggs and stuffed it directly
      6 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission Which is an anagram of slava nipals
      5 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler based around a book made out of cardboard and made to look old with talcum powder that if placed down your trousers
      5 hours ago ·
    • Bryan Whellams which were brown and corduroy
      5 hours ago ·
    • Kiinky Karleen and smelt like pigs poo thru a sweaty sock....
      5 hours ago ·
    • Carling Captain but there retro and this is brighton so anything goes apart from
      5 hours ago ·
    • Dom Clasby porcelain penguins as they aren't exactly renown for the sense of diligence whereas
      5 hours ago ·
    • Graeme Hutchison their pelican cousins are, what they do lack however is..
      5 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler telescopic dazzle dusters which can be purchased from any Kleeneze magazine but if they brake
      5 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver you could really do with a
      5 hours ago ·
    • Ian Cook a giraffe with a mop attatched to his head, which is also handy for....
      5 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission Poking things that are far away with, very handy when on a..
      4 hours ago ·
    • Graeme Hutchison far away ledge, and need to poke
      4 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission hard set blamange because that stuff can be lethal when mixed with...
      4 hours ago ·
    • Susie Whitlock ‎(just butting in here lol!....you guys are sooo funny lmao!!)....carry on....
      4 hours ago ·
    • Kerry Dizzy Spinks Bleach and dandruff
      4 hours ago ·
    • Carling Captain makes for a suprise present for
      4 hours ago ·
    • Kerry Dizzy Spinks Matt whistler?
      4 hours ago ·
    • Stephen Willcox who to be honest is only a omi present god in charge of a meaningless but witty sentence list
      4 hours ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Gina Folland Scott what the f@#k is going on?
      4 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver matt then got made a god and
      4 hours ago ·
    • Kerry Dizzy Spinks Received his award for
      4 hours ago ·
    • Gina Folland Scott wonderfully....
      4 hours ago ·
    • Stephen Gosney began to preach 'the word', subliminally secreted into greenhouse construction manuals across his new found kingdom before..
      4 hours ago ·
    • Stephen Willcox bringing peace and happiness to the folk around a hamlet of brighton , except for a cat called fritz who
      4 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission Slept with prostitutes and Pygmys. It got to a point where he really thought he'd lost his marbles, and conkers come to that the only thing he had left was his collection of
      3 hours ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Sascha Cooper Chocolate and raisin toblerone pyramids! He called upon...
      3 hours ago ·
    • Stephen Gosney the people of toblerone to...
      3 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission Pin down
      3 hours ago ·
    • Sascha Cooper The etherial lake goddess of the ever growing dress to...
      3 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver Sleep with him until
      3 hours ago ·
    • Kerry Dizzy Spinks Strip naked n dance
      3 hours ago ·
    • David Flack Bzzzz ... deviation!
      3 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission He found himself dressed as...
      3 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler a huge waist coat where the buttons each represented the solar system and interplanetary activity took place with the retrieval of a handkerchief that was about to be recycled into .....
      3 hours ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Felicity Cooper he met a wall of ice and snow, and couldnt get the doors open
      3 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver So he used a big
      3 hours ago ·
    • Lara Martin so went back to get the princess off the BBQ but....
      2 hours ago ·
    • Felicity Cooper didnt matter how big he was, the princess arse was like everything else frozen solid
      2 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission and tasted of lemon sorbet, not that I would know...All of a sudden, KAPOW!..
      2 hours ago ·
    • Lara Martin the doors opened and.....
      2 hours ago ·
    • Adrian Back Two bodies stood there and I heard the immortal "want this edition of the Watchtower"
      2 hours ago ·
    • Felicity Cooper pink floyd shouted, if you want it, you will have to get over "THE WALL"
      2 hours ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Kerry Dizzy Spinks He climbed up the wall only to find
      2 hours ago ·
    • Felicity Cooper he was on the "dark side of the moon''
      2 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler it was his mate with his trousers down taking a
      2 hours ago ·
    • Felicity Cooper ride on a tray, in the snow. shouting "wish you where here"
      2 hours ago ·
    • Kerry Ward where he landed on the wall, legs akimbo, his balls in his throat....
      2 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver bit of cheese off it so he
      2 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission Gave it to his mouse called Gerald and
      2 hours ago ·
    • Kerry Ward Gerald was very happy. "Look everyone," he squeaked. "A piece of cheese!"
      2 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver the man wasnt very happy of seeing the mouse so he
      2 hours ago ·
    • Kerry Ward quickly ran and fetched an elephant
      2 hours ago ·
    • Natalie Fletcher carried on counting his collection of mard infested alien cabbage patch doll
      2 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler which always pushed in at tescos to buy human beings in large quantities as a prezzi for
      2 hours ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver the recycling people who was very
      2 hours ago ·
    • Felicity Cooper crazy as there another storm due wednesday evening.
      2 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler forcing rats to wear aluminium tins on their noses to fend off flying objects that could
      2 hours ago ·
    • Natalie Fletcher sing ew e eww ahh ahh ting tang walla walla bing bang while juggling
      2 hours ago ·
    • Felicity Cooper the rat met the groundhog, and said hey. didnt you forecast a early spring. LOL. the groundhog lied and is now in the witness protection scheme LOL
      2 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler but as it was groundhog day we had already heard this before several times in severals epochs of time that with pickle juice
      2 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission and the purest green..
      2 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler astro turf carpet .............
      2 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission turned into a B-Movie monster and raised up and devoured his..
      2 hours ago ·
    • Matt Whistler ability to think straight because he had run out of milk and juice and everything else accept one banana in the super sonic shed ...
      2 hours ago ·
    • Honour Mission Aw bless, said the B-Movie monster and sloped off to the pub..with the one banana
      2 hours ago ·
    • Lisa Barrow and asked all his friends to bring matt whistler some more provisions consisting of
      about an hour ago ·
    • Ian Cook deceased Blue Peter pets, antique porcelain sheep and....
      about an hour ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Matt Whistler sushi olives orange chocolate wine garpes bread pitta, pizza, feta cheese, monster munch crisps and when this all happened ...
      about an hour ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Caroline Rice Carver Everyone came along and gatecrashed until
      about an hour ago ·
    • Darren Disaster Gray Someone farted and
      about an hour ago ·
    • Tweva Bray all the food had run out and then everyone.....
      about an hour ago ·
    • Stephen Willcox started to vomit over my brother in law who was the previous sentence writer,, then,,,,
      about an hour ago ·
    • Tweva Bray unbeknown to him it was his sister standing in for the tiresome bus driver, he dusted himself off and decided to go down to the pier to meet some......
      about an hour ago · · 1 personLoading...
    • Stephen Willcox crazy kite surfers wanting to jump the peir but
      54 minutes ago ·
    • Lisa Barrow there was a great white shark in the water so
      44 minutes ago ·
    • Caroline Rice Carver out jumped steven speilburg who
      33 minutes ago ·
    • Matt Whistler forgot to take the bleedin lense cap off and fix his tri pod leg but fed the shark a crab sandfwhich then played frisbie with doughnuts , but lost his sight when looking up at a seagul who ....
      23 minutes ago ·
    • Tweva Bray bore the resemblance of a surfing bird......complete with a primark basque......
      17 minutes ago ·
    • Darren Disaster Gray Together they sang a bbbbbbbbbbbb
      16 minutes ago ·
    • Stephen Willcox eutiful song about rhyming slang and how songs wernt like they used to be but
      15 minutes ago ·
    • Matt Whistler it was actually a bad stutter which ....
      11 minutes ago ·

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