LATEST CHALLENGE WEEK 2
Friday, April 1, 2011 at 10:24AM Matt Whistler finds he who dares wins!
Singer Tracey Jane Sullivan had set the challenge for Matt to break a world record – so obviously he went for ‘the longest prat-fall after slipping on a banana-skin’.
“The helmet strap had come loose, so I put knots on the protective material strips that has and will be subject to extreme danger and death-defying absurdness,” Matt said. “I tried this adjustment in a sink, but my unintentional clowning knocked the tap and water came gushing into my helmet. I hadn’t even left the flat yet!”
As Matt reached the Theatre Royal expectations grew. “The anticipation was immense but there was no turning back. I kicked my hoofs and ran at great speed before my right foot impacted on the slimy skin and I went plummeting…”
Matt Whistler, the man who lost his long-johns in last week’s comedy-show calamity, had triumphed and set a Guinness World Record by travelling 5m 84cm – before crashing to the paving.
To set Matt’s next reckless, record-breaking challenge visit: www.facebook.com/latest7 or www.facebook.com/mattwhistlerbrighton
Words: Richard Hook
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