SUPERSONIC SHED YESTERDAY AND TODAY
Sunday, February 13, 2011 at 02:15PM YESTERDAY
Yesterdays generation game conveyor contributions for the Super Sonic Shed were :- 6 energy balls, 1 piece of cake, a bag of bits, the prospect of one green olive and a top up on my water butt. Plus a guru book Bhagavad Gita which was very carefully unveiled from a bin bag. The Super Sonic Shed has been difficult today, after the massage I have been feeling agitated and non comedy. The weather has been great and loads of people have been wandering past with ice creams. All the technology has gone doolali and the jokes about missing the sunset and the fresh sea breeze keep rolling in. I have the wind ups under control as they are keeping me going to be honest.
NIGHT TIME
I think it was a part of Toby's jedi mind tactics, as he decided to plonk an easel with one of his paintings of a sheep with a psychedelic third eye on its forehead and grimacing teeth staring at me, right next to the entrance of the Super Sonic Shed door. I pulled my 1970s cover across for privacy and had this image of the sheep firmly imprinted on my brain. Somewhere out their was the sheep staring right at me. All I had to do was peak over the sheet and it would be their beaming into my brain, tampering with my thought waves. I started to feel like I was in a field in a tent and outside was a stoned sheep that had eaten the wrong mushrooms and that fact that I knew it was static, gave me a slight freak out. The noises outside on a Saturday night also made me feel like I was at Glastonbury festival. Hundreds of people wandering past to large it up in the Concorde 2.
To kill the boredom I made a sentence game up. Anyone walking past that was mid sentence, would say something and then fade away. I would write down what they could have been saying after they disappeared past the window
THE BIT I HEARD WHEN TWO PEOPLE WANDER PAST THE GALLERY WINDOW
Well the whole flirting game
THE BIT I ADDED AFTER THEY WALKED PAST
Involves a backward summersault on a frying pan, that is cooking popcorn, to recreate ugly faces, that you wouldn't want to drop into your mouth during the interval.
NEXT PASSERS BY
THE BIT THEY SAID
Look at that sheep painting it reminds me of the comedy film black sheep
THE BIT I ADDED AFTER THEY WALKED PAST
Well at least you don't have a psychedelic sheep staring at you through a green house window.
Goodnight
SUNDAY DAY TIME
Goodies today included two daffodil plants, a small piece of date cake from Fran who paints amazing fantasy canvasses and sells prints. Mediera Drive cafe came up trumps with a cuppa and laid on a top brekki. Their is a sporadic drip from the ceiling onto the carpet where their is a leak in the ceiling and its in exactly the spot where the public stand to converse with me through the Super Sonic shed door.
The psychedelic sheep has gone now, but has been replaced with another sheep that has red lipstick on and two rosy red cheeks. My dreams are being manipulated by paintings of sheep, I am not sure I can take much more. The food is running out. I may need to eat my daffodil plant. Please feel free to stick a parcel in the post. Help Im withering away. I cant munch on another carrot, ive had six today.
Goodnight... I THINK !!
Reader Comments (1)
Wow human, you are living in a potting shed. What in your past caused to to end up here ? You seem more interesting than alot of humans I observe. You seem to be having a better time too. Hope you continue on your path, it seems to be a happy one . your tortoise friend from florida - JuJu Please post a mail box so people can send you "care packages".